Let me just go on record by saying......."I HATE HEATWAVES!". This is day three in Pennsylvania. The temperature has been over 90 with the heat index exceeding 100. That's just wrong! No self respecting Siberian would subject himself to that. This poses numerous problems for our household. Apparently Meeka does not have his inner Siberian temperature regulator on the right setting. The big dummy (don't let his royal highness know I said that please!) goes outside in the middle of a sunny patch, lies down, and takes a nap! Now, Meeka doesn't like to be told (or asked) to move so this becomes a problem for Mom. Eventually she does manage to get him back indoors so that he doesn't melt into a puddle of Siberian goo. Another problem is that we like to play outside. But not when it's 2 million degrees out. So that means we play inside. I don't know why but Mom just doesn't appreciate that. She needs to get over it. What's a few toppling lamps and misplaced sofa cushions? We are WORKING dogs after all! For the most part we find ways to keep cool. We all know where the coolest places of the house are and can usually be found napping there. I have a good buddy named Kosmos (he lives with Lucy who taught me all about cake. See her in the background?) who found a very clever way to stay cool. I have to hand it to him......this was pretty ingenious! He wanted to make sure he had the coolest spot in the house so he took the vent with him! See:
Now that's pretty darned smart! This gives a whole new meaning to "coolness to go".
All this talk about coolness brings me to our website for today. I'm thinking it's time we took matters into our own hands. If we can't make Mother Nature bring us snow, we'll do it ourselves! What better way than a snow machine? Makes perfect sense to me! I figure that we can maybe ask for a group discount if we order more than one. Just imagine.....looking out your window and seeing a gigantic pile of cold, white SNOW!
Remember this? Oh the joy of it!
Sounds like a plan to me so grab Mom's plastic card and get your orders in today!