I saw something very disturbing that I have to share. Take a look at this:
Man teaches dog to take out trash
This cannot mean anything good for us! Somebuddy needs to tell this poor soul that he can't be this helpful! It sets a dangerous precedence for the rest of us! I knew once Mom caught a glimpse of it she would get ideas. Look what was out on the back patio today. I suspect she had a training session in mind:
"Yep - We're gonna hear the 'working dog' speech"
"Forget it Mom! Trash is for tasting - not chores"
"Harrooorooo! Silly Mom - where does she get these ideas?"
"Nice try but I think we'll pass"
I think we're going to have to consider limiting her internet time. She's getting far too many ideas. Woo.