We just read an amusing story about a dumb criminal who tried to run away from the police in North Carolina. He drove his car real fast then decided to hop out and run. He ran through somebuddy's yard who had 4 dogs - just like us. Guess what he stepped in?? YEP! Dog poo! That was quite a break for the police officers who were chasing him because they were able to find evidence of where he went and they were also able to have a print of his shoe in one of the piles. How about that! I told Mom she should be more grateful for our piles. Those piles represent an enhanced security system for this house! She shouldn't be so quick to scoop them all up. Probably the one with the pile most likely to catch a crook would be - believe it or not - Shadow's.
Oh yes! It's true. Don't let that innocent face fool you. Her piles often astound us. This is what you see on a cold day from across the county:
One time she had it piled in a way that our boy was certain she was trying to signal the Mother Ship. So now, instead of teasing her about her piles we should thank her for keeping us safe. Who knew??