NEWSFLASH! The Perfect Prince is BUSTED! Oh my dogness you just won't believe your eyes! As you may have realized by now, it is I who is the most.....shall we say......adventerous. I'll admit that I do tend to get into trouble now and then. I prefer to think of it as a direct result of my brilliant Siberian curiosity. Take a look at this:
Do you know what that is? That's the brand spankin' new floor moulding that Dad installed! WOOOOOO........somedoggy is in T-R-O-U-B-L-E! But who could it be? There are 4 of us after all. Look where it came from:
Do you see where it came from? Do you know who's crate that is? It's MEEKA'S! Now take a look at this:
CRUMBS.....on the Prince's blankie! Can you believe they STILL thought it was me????? I'm SO insulted! Mom found the piece lying on his blankie and still couldn't believe Mr. Perfect was responsible. Dad said I must have planted it there. ::SNORT:: The nerve! The Prince almost got away with it untillllllllll.................our girl caught him red pawed ripping it right off the wall AGAIN! BUSTED! I've been vindicated. I'd say our Prince is going to need some legal counsel to get himself out of this one. Mom looked at him with a very shocked expression and said "MEEKA! Did you do this??!". Dad was almost proud of his little convict. This is just wrong. Take a look at him. Do you see any remorse in that face??
That's okay Meeka. Who's gonna get coal in his stocking now? Harrrooorooroo!!