According the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, the word WORK is defined as:
Activity in which one exerts strength or faculties to do or perform something: a : sustained physical or mental effort to overcome obstacles and achieve an objective or result b : the labor, task, or duty that is one's accustomed means of livelihood.
Keeping that in mind, Mom frequently tells us that she's "going to work". We never really knew exactly where she went. We just knew we got a treat before she left the house. She eventually came home to let us outside so we never really were all that concerned. Until now. She has shared some photos of her co-workers with us. Take a look:
Yeah.....see what I mean?! There's something wrong here. Mom says she works in "retail". That would indicate to me that she replaces tails on poor, wayward animals who for whatever reason have misplaced theirs. Obviously that's not what she does. Either she has some very odd....I mean.....UNIQUE....co-workers, or she's not working at all. This is very wrong. Very wrong indeed. I'd say Mom's got some explaining to do! This calls for some serious brainstorming on my part. The clever Siberian inside of me must come up with some sort of solution to this situation. I'll be thinking about it.